I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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