i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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