I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
