Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
