its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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