i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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