heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm too high and old for this...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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