I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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