I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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