do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
