Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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