i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I have fence marks all over my body
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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