Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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