Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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