i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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