You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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