I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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