I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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