I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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