The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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