so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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