yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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