how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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