i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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