you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Houston, we have a squirter
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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