That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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