if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
