P.S. I can't hear my feet
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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