I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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