well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
