have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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