why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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