Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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