Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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