He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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