I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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