Your dad touched me again.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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