i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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