gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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