I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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