Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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