I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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