i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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