Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Acid is not a monday night drug
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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