I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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