so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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