oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Holy shit dude........stairs
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