Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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