i don't like sucking hair
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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