I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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