You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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