Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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