I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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